Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 9 - Grim Defeat
How the film should have done it:
There, all better now!
Steve Kloves sucks
-Hermione actually having bushy hair and large front teeth
-Ron making the jokes, not being the joke.
-Hermione having personality flaws
-Sassy Harry (the ‘pincers’ scene was not enough…)
-Rupert Grint being allowed to play Ron how he was in the books (i.e a three-dimensional character, not a comedic sidekick and walking punch-line)
-No-one else but Hermione fancying Gilderoy Lockhart.
-Ron’s obvious irritation over Hermione’s said crush on Lockhart
-Winky
-Peeves
-James, Sirius, Remus and Peter being the Marauders, and making the map
-Ron standing up on a broken leg and telling Sirius that if ‘you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us too!’
-Hermione and Ginny not fancying Cedric Diggory (Why was this even put in the films?)
-The actual Quidditch World Cup final
-Ludo Bagman
-Ron being upset with Harry because he thought Harry had done it without him, not just because he was jealous
-Ron not leaving Hermione crying on the staircase at the end of the Yule Ball
-‘calmly’
-SPEW
-Ron not saying ‘I’ll go easy on you’ to Hermione. (Noticing a pattern here?)
-Charlie Weasley
-Ginny Weasley having a personality (Bonnie Wright, you deserved so much better…)
-Hermione and Ron both being horrible to each-other during the whole ‘Lavender’ debacle.
-Four words- ‘Weasley is our king’.
-Harry and Ginny having a relationship that didn’t make you wonder whether she slipped him love potion. These scenes were so weird to watch…
-Dumbledore’s funeral
-Ron and Hermione comforting each-other during the funeral
-Both Ron and Hermione saying they would stick with Harry on his quest for the Horcruxes (I don’t care if Rupert Grint was ill with swine flu when they were filming, they could have easily edited him in later!)
-RON DANCING WITH HERMIONE AT BILL AND FLEUR’S WEDDING RECEPTION! This was a massive deal for their relationship development, and the film-makers threw it out the window in exchange for a ‘Ron still can’t ask Hermione to dance’ bit!
-Ron leaving because he was worried about his family, and thought Harry didn’t care, not just because he suspected Hermione was snogging Harry (FYI Kloves, this wouldn’t have been necessary if you had written the golden trio as they were in the books, instead of trying to force your own OTP into the scripts)
-Harry and Hermione being barely able to talk without Ron around. And no out-of-nowhere dancing either!
-Dobby being present in more than one film before he returned to die.
-Hermione finally kissing Ron because she realised how much he had matured as a person (he remembered the house-elves when everyone-else forgot), and realised that she couldn’t go another moment without letting him know how she felt. Not because they both go soaked in the chamber of secrets after destroying Hufflepuff’s cup (that scene made no sense, and was so uncomfortable to watch, and I’m a Romione shipper, for crying out loud!)
-Voldemort’s body not changing into magic dandruff and disappearing into nothing. This misses the point of his death entirely.
-Harry fixing his own wand with the Elder Wand. If he was going to break it, he could have at least fixed his own first.
-Not sure about this one, but did Ron even get a line in the ‘nineteen years later’ scene in the films? Because if he didn’t get to say his ‘I’m extremely famous’ line, I am throwing up on my laptop in rage.
-Also, Ronald Bilius Weasley getting some freaking RESPECT and NOT being made into a figure of fun for non-Potterheads to laugh at!
hi, remember this scene?:
“That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.
Hermione went very red, put down her hand, and stared at the floor with her eyes full of tears. It was a mark of how much the class loathed Snape that they were all glaring at him, because every one of them had called Hermione a know-it-all at least once, and Ron, who told Hermione she was a know-it-all at least twice a week, said loudly, "You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don’t want to be told?”
(Harry Potter and the Prisioner of Azkaban, chapter 9)
okay, so read this and tell me, WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO TURN IT INTO THIS:
“Snape: you insufferable know it all
Ron: he’s got a point, you know”
i know this has been adressed many times but it is fucking outrageous
the movies corrupted ronald weasley and it is not okay.
bebx:
Johnny Depp is innocent
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO’VE KNOWN JOHNNY DEPP AND TOOK AN OPEN STAND FOR HIM OR SPOKE OF HOW GOOD AND GENTLE HE WAS
Vanessa Paradis
Lily-Rose Depp
Kate Moss
Winona Ryder
Paul Bettany
Alice Cooper
J.K.Rowling
Zoe Kravitz
Jude Law
Gwyneth Paltrow
Dakota Johnson
Tim Burton
Helena Bonham Carter
Judi Dench
Angelina Jolie
Michelle Pfeiffer
Gore Verbinski
Armie Hammer
Kate Winslet
Alison Sudol
Ezra Miller
Geoffrey Rush
Kaya Scodelario
Javier Bardem
Penelope Cruz
Anne Hathaway
Orlando Bloom
Kiera Knightley
Marilyn Manson
Patti Smith
Paul McCartney
Doug Stanhope
Alysson Paradis
Geoffrey Rush
Sacha Baron Cohen
Kevin Smith
Kevin McNally
Keith Richards (basically Jack Sparrow’s dad)
Lori Anne Allison
Juliette Binoche (activist by the way)
Joe Rogan (radio interview)
Robert Downey Jr.
Victoria Mary Clarke
Shane Macgowan
Joe Perry/ Tommy Henriksen (his Hollywood Vampire friends)
Danny Huston, his co-star in The Professor, said when he met Johnny Depp he “fell in love instantly. There is a short film on the making of The Professor. All of the actors praised Johnny.
being a fan of Johnny Depp is one of the things I‘m most proud of about myself. I never, for once, doubt him. always stood by his side since the beginning of all this shit despite ppl sending me death threats. I will always be there for him. he IS innocent. The fact he’s still so strong and remains so sweet and gentle despite everything he’s been through. He is my hero.
Justice for Johnny Depp